Some Vary Good Spam for a Thursday?

* You blocked my car, sir
* come, deal with this printer!
* Do u hate ur job? need 2 relax?
* Special spying notification
* Make your fat friends envy you
* Your financial situation is not that good, then this cool watch is for you
* Make your love torpedo drive all the way to her tanker
* I think you live about 2 minutes away from where I am about to move!
* Your Credit Card Co. Do NOT WANT You To Know This
* When you think your little trunk is just a piece of drunk