Really Great Spam for Monday

* Feel Groggy and Lethargic?
* Say GOODBYE to your fats
* Obama opens fire!
* Call client now!
* Your male tool can be as big as stool
* Feel the force of gravity ruining your day?
* The UN Secretary General has authorized us, the UNITED NATIONS Monetary Unit, to investigate the unnecessary delay of your inheritance fund
* Choke the life out of the epilepsy
* How to Blow It in Five Words or Less
* Sometimes it's not all about money but about looking like money
* Gaint
* Become a wildcat for tonite, scratch him to orgasm!