Spam of Wednesday Not for the Birds!

* Can't function?

* Help your stomach to digest beloved meals of yours

* Office is on quarantine

* Scientists Grow Artijficial penis in Lab

* Flabby is unattractive

* Do you visit a swimming pool? Learn how to avoid fungus infection!

* Aguilera's scars on butt

* Tired of wearing watches nobody has heard about?

* Creating Lasting Summer Memories with Celebrity Mom

* IT Men from Mars: Why Your Marriages Are from Hell

* Open! or I'm going to sue you

* Empower your heaving night event