Special report on rhyming instructions for improving manhood, also weapon/animal & tree parts analogies

These are things I find in my junkmail folder from past week based on instructions for increase manhood size, all of which are rhyming so must be specially effective:

* She will love to measure your tremendous treasure
* Women will become compliant when they see that it is giant
* Walk with pride around the pool having huge and lovely tool
* Bigger fang means better bang
* She cannot hide desire for big spire
* You feel like a pig because your tool is not so big?
* Get a stiffy in a jiffy
* Women don't like it tender, they need a bigger member

Also, there have been several weapon & animal/tree part analogies:

* Unleash your big bazooka
* Sharpen your love bayonet
* Your woman will be shocked by your fang's astonishing progress
* Make your hook the best of all hooks in the world
* Make your meat-stick massive
* Become super hung with enormous trunk
* Make it oak-like with girls
* The elephant will be shamed before your trousers